{"product_id":"wasteland-stained-denim-shorts","title":"Wasteland Stained Denim Shorts","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tl-wrapper\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tl-header\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"tl-product-no\"\u003ePRODUCT NO.: #9416\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin: 5px 0; font-weight: 900;\"\u003eWasteland Stained Denim Shorts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tl-main-desc\"\u003e\n    The TALKLESSFASHION\/THETLSTUDIO 2026 \"Wasteland Theory\" capsule introduces the #9416. This artifact is a 1000% IQ reading of American retro denim filtered through a feng-shui-coded stained wash. Each pair is processed with an irregular tonal stain treatment that maps organically across the surface, then deconstructed at the seams and hems to expose raw-edge geometry. The drop-crotch, cropped silhouette anchors the high-street uniform for the modern urban nomad navigating the 2026 \"Post-Grit\" landscape.\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tl-section-title\"\u003e1. SIZING ARCHITECTURE\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tl-size-table\"\u003e\n    \u003cthead\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003cth\u003eWaist Circumference\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003cth\u003eHip Width\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003cth\u003eTotal Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/thead\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003eS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003eM\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003eL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e104cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003eXL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e82cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e108cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e43cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003e2XL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e112cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003e3XL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e90cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tl-section-title\"\u003e2. FIT INTELLIGENCE RECOMMENDATION\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tl-size-table\"\u003e\n    \u003cthead\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003cth\u003eHEIGHT (CM)\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003cth\u003eWEIGHT (KG)\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003cth\u003eRECOMMENDED SIZE\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003cth\u003eVISUAL RESULT\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/thead\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e160 - 165cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50 - 58kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003eS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClean Cropped Cut\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e165 - 170cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58 - 65kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003eM\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBalanced Wasteland Drape\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e170 - 178cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65 - 75kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003eL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTrue Wasteland Silhouette\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e178 - 183cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75 - 85kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003eXL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRoomier Drop-Crotch Volume\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e183 - 188cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e85 - 95kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003e2XL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOversized Utility Fit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e188cm+\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e95kg+\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cb\u003e3XL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaximum Wasteland Coverage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tl-section-title\"\u003e3. Construction Logic\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding-left: 15px; margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 80% Viscose \/ 20% Polyester blend for a soft drape over a denim-look structure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eInnovation:\u003c\/b\u003e Feng-shui-coded irregular stain mapping for a one-of-one tonal fade on every pair.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDetail:\u003c\/b\u003e Deconstructed raw-edge hems and frayed seam finishing for an authentic wasteland texture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStructure:\u003c\/b\u003e Wide-leg, drop-crotch cropped blueprint built for layering and high-street volume.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"TALKLESSFASHION","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Blue","offer_id":52999473594634,"sku":"6238221963930","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue","offer_id":52999473627402,"sku":"6238221963931","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue","offer_id":52999473660170,"sku":"6238221963932","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Blue","offer_id":52999473692938,"sku":"6238221963933","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Blue","offer_id":52999473725706,"sku":"6238221963934","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Blue","offer_id":52999473758474,"sku":"6238221963935","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52999473791242,"sku":"6238221963936","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52999473824010,"sku":"6238221963937","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52999473856778,"sku":"6238221963938","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52999473889546,"sku":"6238221963939","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52999473922314,"sku":"6238221963940","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":52999473955082,"sku":"6238221963941","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ grey","offer_id":52999473987850,"sku":"6238221963942","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ grey","offer_id":52999474020618,"sku":"6238221963943","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ grey","offer_id":52999474053386,"sku":"6238221963944","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ grey","offer_id":52999474086154,"sku":"6238221963945","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ grey","offer_id":52999474118922,"sku":"6238221963946","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ grey","offer_id":52999474151690,"sku":"6238221963947","price":34.96,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0850\/8925\/5690\/files\/O1CN01V4L1EQ21ObhBOECBV__2215128316975-0-cib.jpg?v=1778046805","url":"https:\/\/thetlstudio.com\/products\/wasteland-stained-denim-shorts","provider":"THETLSTUDIO","version":"1.0","type":"link"}